Season 6, Episode 17: "The Kiss Hello"

-Why? -Well, you know, frankly...

...outside of a sexual relationship, I don't see the point to it.

I'm not thrilled with the handshaking either, but one step at a time.

-What are you getting? -And what's with that hairdo?

Oh, yeah. I know. It's not very flattering.

I mean, she looks like something out of an old high school yearbook.

You should say something to her.

Oh, I could never say anything to her about that.

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