Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Hello. Oh, hi, Mom.
Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle.
Hey, Mom, let me ask you a question.
Do you remember when you were a kid...
...your father winning, like, $1000 at the track?
Did you know he gave Uncle Leo $100...
...and he was supposed to give you 50?
How do I know? Because Nana doesn't know what year it is...