Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I was thinking about hair...
...and that the weird thing about it...
...is that people will touch other people's hair.
You will actually kiss another human being right on the head...
...but if one of those hairs...
...should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own...
...it is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter.
People freak out, "There was a hair in the egg salad."