Season 6, Episode 17: "The Kiss Hello"

She has trouble distinguishing between the past and the present.

There's gotta be an easier way to open ketchup.

They should make it in a tube.

-Like toothpaste? -Yeah.

-There's a squeeze ketchup. -I've seen squeeze mustard.

-I've never seen squeeze ketchup. -If they make squeeze mustard...

...doesn't it stand to reason they make squeeze ketchup?

Not necessarily. Mustard lends itself to the squeeze.

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