Season 6, Episode 17: "The Kiss Hello"

Oh, well, thank you very much.

-For what? -For putting my picture up on that wall.

I'm like Richard Dawson down there now.

Every person I see engages me in this long, boring, tedious conversation.

-I can't even get out of the building. -You should be thanking me...

...for liberating you from your world of loneliness and isolation.

-Now you're part of a family. -Family?

-Yeah. -You think I want another family?

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