The Soup

Season 6, Episode 7 — 62 scenes

• "If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship."
• "'I'd like to help you out, but I'd rather continue to see her naked.'""
• "You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours."
• "Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like."
• "Maybe she could like me. Is it that far-fetched?"
• "Well, that relationship has obviously got a lot of potential."
• "-Well, I'll leave you guys alone. -Okay, thanks."
• "I just got a brand-new Armani suit, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?"
• "Here, I personally made you a cold chicken sandwich."
• "Pull yourself together. You're going in there, soldier."
• "That's an order!"
• "-What? -Help me move my refrigerator."
• "It's gotta be fresh. I'm not eating any more stored food."
• "-You're giving him this suit? -That's right. And it's Armani."
• "-I can't believe you're giving him this. -And I don't even want anything for it."
• "I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I'd rather make my own suit."
• "I'm better in the daytime than at night. It's less pressure."
• "You know, I have to say, I've never admitted this to anyone..."
• "That's probably because of...."
• "-What? -Yeah, what?"
• "So then, about a year ago, I started selling these funky little hair clips."
• "When you consider the other choices, "manure" is actually pretty refreshing."
• ""My boyfriend really likes watches. He's a real watch freak.""
• "Well, let me ask you this. What exactly did you say when you asked her out?"
• "You know, about how, when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing."
• "I'm just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored..."
• "I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic."
• "Boy, if I could meet a hostess, we could open up our own place."
• "-Oh, hi. -I was thinking, if you're not busy..."
• "I start off with curls. That's good for the bicep."
• "-You work out with weights? -I don't."
• "You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup."
• "I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry."
• "I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead. Get anything you want."
• "I mean, if he had gotten chicken gumbo or matzo ball..."
• "As long as he's sitting in that restaurant, it's a meal."
• "-Elaine, do you have cash on you? -Yeah, in my purse."
• "-Okay. See you later. -I won't be back for dinner."
• "-I'll just have a bowl of chili. -I'll have an egg-white omelet."
• "-"What's it gonna be?" Hear that? -Yeah, that was bad."
• "-You worn the suit yet? -Actually I did."
• "Can I squeeze in?"
• "You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant like Mendy's."
• "It doesn't matter. This is it. This completes the transaction."
• "Although he's hinting at how he'd like to stay."
• "You've had a sandwich and two bowls of soup, and that's it."
• "-Brand-new Armani suit, you want it? -Absolutely."
• "-Well, it's my suit. -Well, it's gone."
• "-Well, how's everything? -Okay."
• "It's not for me, it's for Hildy, the waitress I was telling you about."
• "There's a few things in here. Peanut butter, cheese. Yeah."
• "We can't eat here anymore, because he took a waitress for a walk."
• "-Did you read the menu? -All right. Just give me a western."
• "-All right, just give me a cup of decaf. -We have Sanka."
• "If only she could get fired. Is there any way that could happen?"
• "Well, you gotta have something. I can't go back in there with no food."
• "There, you see, she's already in a bad mood. She just got fired."
• "I wanted you guys to know that Friday is my last day."
• "It's that bald guy with the glasses who's always here with them."
• "I was supposed to leave tomorrow, but I've been set up with a job interview..."
• "...that might enable me to extend my visit indefinitely."
• "-Wait, what are you--? Unhand me! -Take it off!"