Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship.
Because you're like a comedy team, and now there's this third person.
It kind of throws off the timing: "Who's on first?"
Dear, who do you think is on first?"
Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:
"I look like the person you used to know...
...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship.
In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there...