Season 6, Episode 7: "The Soup"

If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship.

Because you're like a comedy team, and now there's this third person.

It kind of throws off the timing: "Who's on first?"

Dear, who do you think is on first?"

Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:

"I look like the person you used to know...

...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship.

In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there...

Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →