Season 6, Episode 7: "The Soup"

You want something to eat, don't you?

Oh, no, no, no. You got me all wrong, buddy.

I am loving this no refrigerator. You know what I discovered?

I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic.

-Well, what do you eat? -It's all fresh.

Fresh fish, fresh fowl, fresh fruit. I buy it. I eat it.

-Well, I'm glad it's working out. -Oh, yeah. It's working out.

And I got a date with that waitress who works at Reggie's.

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