Season 6, Episode 7: "The Soup"

Wait till you hear this.

So Simon picks this woman up right in front of me.

Look at this. They make a point of saying on the menu:

"No egg-white omelets." Look at that.

So what? Have a yolk. It won't kill you.

-Hello. -Oh, hi, Hildy.

Could I get an egg-white omelet?

-Did you read the menu? -All right. Just give me a western.

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