Season 8

• Episode 1: The Foundation — 61 scenes
  "Well, it's a magnificent stone."
• Episode 2: The Soul Mate — 67 scenes
  "Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?"
• Episode 3: The Bizarro Jerry — 66 scenes
  "In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet."
• Episode 4: The Little Kicks — 71 scenes
  "I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton cab."
• Episode 5: The Package — 67 scenes
  "See, what they gotta do is lose a plane or a Greenpeace boat."
• Episode 6: The Fatigues — 64 scenes
  "I started out working in mortgage bonds, but I just found that so limiting."
• Episode 7: The Checks — 75 scenes
  "You seen these commercials for indigestion drugs? Pepcid AC."
• Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster — 63 scenes
  "We like to think we've progressed beyond a knife fight for a drink."
• Episode 9: The Abstinence — 64 scenes
  "Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you."
• Episode 10: The Andrea Doria — 71 scenes
  "- Just wait here. I'll be right out. - Wait a second. Come on."
• Episode 11: The Little Jerry — 66 scenes
  "I mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes."
• Episode 12: The Money — 62 scenes
  "- Well, that was all right, huh? - Yeah."
• Episode 13: The Comeback — 66 scenes
  "No one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there."
• Episode 14: The Van Buren Boys — 69 scenes
  "No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops."
• Episode 15: The Susie — 68 scenes
  "Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?"
• Episode 16: The Pothole — 62 scenes
  ""I can do this, I can do that." Why doesn't the stuff just shut up?"
• Episode 17: The English Patient — 70 scenes
  "Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo?"
• Episode 18: The Nap — 66 scenes
  "You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?"
• Episode 19: The Yada Yada — 75 scenes
  "- You've read that? - No, I'm saving it for the island."
• Episode 20: The Millennium — 65 scenes
  "I know. The margaritas in that place are so strong."
• Episode 21: The Muffin Tops — 64 scenes
  "Excuse me, sir. Would you mind watching my bag for a second?"
• Episode 22: The Summer Of George — 68 scenes
  "Don't sell yourself short. You made flight arrangements, hotels, buses."