The Package

Season 8, Episode 5 — 67 scenes

• "See, what they gotta do is lose a plane or a Greenpeace boat."
• "What keeps the water in there? I mean, why doesn't that disappear?"
• "What do you think of that alien autopsy?"
• "The doctor will be with you in a moment."
• "And I have to tell you, I remember that appointment exactly."
• "...and actually I had specifically worn a tank top..."
• "All right, Miss Benes. This doesn't look too serious."
• "I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt."
• "All you gotta do is-- You gotta jiggle it with this screwdriver."
• "She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth."
• "- The warranty expired two years ago. - Would you be interested?"
• "No. No. I was looking at my chart, and it said that I was difficult."
• "Why? Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?"
• "It's perfect when you just wanna throw something on."
• "You know, I can tell you my whole history. Let's just--"
• "- Oh, who's it from? - No return address."
• "- Why can't I be bomb-able? - Who's gonna bomb you?"
• "- You don't have a Mercedes. - I know. Just leaned on it..."
• "No, he was fine with it."
• "- You can barely see her face. - She must have slipped it in here."
• "...and your only response is, "Gee, I really like your picture."
• "You gotta join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo..."
• "Elaine, have you ever sent a racy photograph of yourself to anyone?"
• "But aside from that, how did you feel about Kramer's work?"
• "Oh, come on. Have some compassion."
• "Well, I hope it's contagious then."
• "- I didn't know if-- - The chart, Miss Benes."
• "Oh, please, no more."
• "- What should I do with it? - I don't know what you should do."
• "I'm not gonna treat my uncle like a bomb-defusing robot."
• "So it wasn't a bomb?"
• "He was using those oven cleaners. He left the canister in there."
• "That's right. Now it looks like it was broken during shipping..."
• "Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
• "What? What? He doesn't have one appointment this whole month?"
• "They're on vacation. Every doctor in this city seems to know who I am."
• "Oh, yeah. Elaine was a fun project. I enjoyed working with her."
• "Look, we're not gonna do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable."
• "You know, you got real strong pecs, but it's hard to tell under that T-shirt."
• "Hold it. Hold it. Yeah, be a man. Be a man."
• "Can you confirm the correct spelling of your last name?"
• "Get off the line. We're trying to make another call."
• "- Leo, has the doctor been in yet? - No, I'll ask him about my eyebrows."
• "- Are my eyebrows gonna grow back? - And he seems to have a bit of a rash."
• "- Elaine-- - Shut up. I think he's onto us."
• "I'm sorry. It looks like the claim has been red-flagged."
• "Kramer, you might as well run along."
• "So I really liked the pictures I picked up here yesterday."
• "...that I think you may enjoy."
• "Don't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight..."
• "I mean, parcels are rarely damaged during shipping."
• "Actually, I'm quite comfortable."
• "Is this or is this not your signature?"
• "This case is closed pending further evidence."
• "Get in there, get the chart, and get out. You got it?"
• "Jerry. Jerry. Jerry."
• "...and I don't think she's gonna make it. It's very bad."
• "- Excuse me? - From the Hoffermandorf Neo Clinic..."
• "- Where's my chart? Did you get it? - No."
• "Great. And maybe we could go out and do something."
• "You know what? Some guy from the post office confiscated them."
• "There's just some inconsistencies I'd like to straighten out."
• "...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are."
• "- Can we go now? - Not so fast, pretty boy."
• "As does this one, found in the same disturbing packet."
• "We have a few questions we'd like you to answer."
• "Well, as a matter of fact, they're here right now."