The Package
Season 8, Episode 5 — 67 scenes
- "See, what they gotta do is lose a plane or a Greenpeace boat."
- "What keeps the water in there? I mean, why doesn't that disappear?"
- "What do you think of that alien autopsy?"
- "The doctor will be with you in a moment."
- "And I have to tell you, I remember that appointment exactly."
- "...and actually I had specifically worn a tank top..."
- "All right, Miss Benes. This doesn't look too serious."
- "I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt."
- "All you gotta do is-- You gotta jiggle it with this screwdriver."
- "She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth."
- "- The warranty expired two years ago. - Would you be interested?"
- "No. No. I was looking at my chart, and it said that I was difficult."
- "Why? Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?"
- "It's perfect when you just wanna throw something on."
- "You know, I can tell you my whole history. Let's just--"
- "- Oh, who's it from? - No return address."
- "- Why can't I be bomb-able? - Who's gonna bomb you?"
- "- You don't have a Mercedes. - I know. Just leaned on it..."
- "No, he was fine with it."
- "- You can barely see her face. - She must have slipped it in here."
- "...and your only response is, "Gee, I really like your picture."
- "You gotta join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo..."
- "Elaine, have you ever sent a racy photograph of yourself to anyone?"
- "But aside from that, how did you feel about Kramer's work?"
- "Oh, come on. Have some compassion."
- "Well, I hope it's contagious then."
- "- I didn't know if-- - The chart, Miss Benes."
- "Oh, please, no more."
- "- What should I do with it? - I don't know what you should do."
- "I'm not gonna treat my uncle like a bomb-defusing robot."
- "So it wasn't a bomb?"
- "He was using those oven cleaners. He left the canister in there."
- "That's right. Now it looks like it was broken during shipping..."
- "Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
- "What? What? He doesn't have one appointment this whole month?"
- "They're on vacation. Every doctor in this city seems to know who I am."
- "Oh, yeah. Elaine was a fun project. I enjoyed working with her."
- "Look, we're not gonna do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable."
- "You know, you got real strong pecs, but it's hard to tell under that T-shirt."
- "Hold it. Hold it. Yeah, be a man. Be a man."
- "Can you confirm the correct spelling of your last name?"
- "Get off the line. We're trying to make another call."
- "- Leo, has the doctor been in yet? - No, I'll ask him about my eyebrows."
- "- Are my eyebrows gonna grow back? - And he seems to have a bit of a rash."
- "- Elaine-- - Shut up. I think he's onto us."
- "I'm sorry. It looks like the claim has been red-flagged."
- "Kramer, you might as well run along."
- "So I really liked the pictures I picked up here yesterday."
- "...that I think you may enjoy."
- "Don't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight..."
- "I mean, parcels are rarely damaged during shipping."
- "Actually, I'm quite comfortable."
- "Is this or is this not your signature?"
- "This case is closed pending further evidence."
- "Get in there, get the chart, and get out. You got it?"
- "Jerry. Jerry. Jerry."
- "...and I don't think she's gonna make it. It's very bad."
- "- Excuse me? - From the Hoffermandorf Neo Clinic..."
- "- Where's my chart? Did you get it? - No."
- "Great. And maybe we could go out and do something."
- "You know what? Some guy from the post office confiscated them."
- "There's just some inconsistencies I'd like to straighten out."
- "...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are."
- "- Can we go now? - Not so fast, pretty boy."
- "As does this one, found in the same disturbing packet."
- "We have a few questions we'd like you to answer."
- "Well, as a matter of fact, they're here right now."
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