The Summer Of George

Season 8, Episode 22 — 68 scenes

• "Don't sell yourself short. You made flight arrangements, hotels, buses."
• "Your cappuccino."
• "Yeah, I wrote some jokes for the show and they gave me two tickets."
• "The Yankees are giving me three months' full pay for doing nothing."
• "Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin."
• "And then Peterman ate it."
• "What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis."
• "Oh, and what about ladies' night? Women admitted free before 10?"
• "Jerry, my vacation has just started. I need a day or two to decompress."
• "Somebody gets up, I park my caboose in their spot until they get back."
• "- Yeah, he's a member of the academy. - What academy?"
• "- Nice tuxedo. - Thanks. It's a breakaway."
• "- Have a good time. - Thanks..."
• "They catch the two of us on TV, you might have a little explaining to do."
• "- So you and Lyle are roommates? - No."
• "- Is he gay? - No."
• "Turkey jerky? Go ahead, take a pull."
• "And the Tony for best musical is awarded to Scarsdale Surprise."
• "This truly has been a Scarsdale Surprise."
• "...so you're not lurching around, you know, like a caveman."
• "Everyone told me what a catty shrew you were."
• "- How do you know it was her dude? - It could've been just some dude?"
• "So has the Summer of George begun, or are you still decomposing?"
• "- You didn't give that thing back? - Jerry, it was a whirlwind."
• "Oh, Jerry, I'm not gonna let you bring me down off this high."
• "I was thinking that maybe I should swing my arms a little bit more."
• "...you seem to be getting the hang of it."
• "- I just lost track of time. - No rush."
• "Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town..."
• "- What's Kramer doing now? - He's looking in the refrigerator."
• "I'm gonna grab a bite to eat at Sardi's. You wanna go?"
• "I have so many people I want to thank. I don't want to forget anyone."
• "Jerry, I just want to let you know Lyle and I are completely over."
• "The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see.""
• "I am smack-dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned catfight."
• "Oh, no, please, Mr. Peterman. She's crazy."
• "I can't believe how much we did this afternoon."
• "I need, like, an assistant or an intern or something."
• "You help with my girl problems. Where do we end up?"
• "But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity..."
• "But you didn't have anything to do with the actual production."
• "But Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances."
• "She climbed up a rope on the side of the stage..."
• "Jerry, that crazy straight-arm woman down at Peterman's trashed my office."
• "...or the small conference room next to the kitchen, or the kitchen."
• "Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other..."
• "All right. Now, remember she got her nails done today..."
• "She's having a party Friday. She wants me to do the invitations."
• "I like your nails. That is a great color."
• "Well, they're arranged according to price, and as I recall...."
• "If you bring it up again, I'll feed your genitals to a wolf."
• "...vis-à-vis the fragmenting of the audience, due to cable television..."
• "You know, we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
• "Jerry, where are those invitations you were supposed to get?"
• "He Frolfs... he scores!"
• "You were supposed to leave them with her doorman."
• "All right. That's not bad. Now get over here."
• "Can't you do anything about this? I mean, this woman is a psycho."
• "What the hell is that? Are you making fun of my dancing?"
• "I don't know. They won't tell me anything."
• "- What happened to you? - Raquel Welch."
• "I bumped into her on the street. It got pretty ugly."
• "- Even with the two of us? - I think we're still a man short."
• "...I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."
• "- You want to grab some coffee? - Yeah, coffee."
• "This was supposed to be the Summer of George."
• "- Right? Okay? - Sort of swing."
• "There's still a little summer left."