Season 8, Episode 22: "The Summer Of George"

Maybe I should ask her out.

- She is a good waitress. - It's true.

- Maybe I'll take her to the Tonys. - You're going to the Tonys?

Yeah, I wrote some jokes for the show and they gave me two tickets.

Why didn't you ask me? I know a million theater jokes.

What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?

They're musicians. That's not a joke.

It's a funny observation.

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