The Chicken Roaster

Season 8, Episode 8 — 63 scenes

• "We like to think we've progressed beyond a knife fight for a drink."
• "- A dollar nineteen. - I'll give you a quarter."
• "Well, I gotta meet Newman at the pet store. I'm helping him pick out a turtle."
• "What's more important than catching up with an old college buddy?"
• "Still don't know how you can call lunch with me a business expense."
• "I think it looks very nice on you."
• "Good. As a matter of fact, I almost had my own show in Japan."
• "Big investment firm. We just got the Citibank account."
• "Wasn't that kind of important?"
• "At the latest. Oh, hang on a second. I've got another call."
• "Miss Benes, I notice you've been charging quite a bit of merchandise..."
• "- I don't believe it. - And I got a date with the saleswoman."
• "First, it's a little irritating. You hear it a few times. You hum it in the s..."
• "Yeah, it's the chicken roaster sign. It's right across from my window."
• "I just need to see the sable hat you purchased yesterday."
• "Seth, if you knew the meeting was so important, why did you go to lunch?"
• "I don't think that Kenny Rogers has any idea what's going on down there."
• "...might start to get on each other's nerves a little."
• "You can knock these walls down, make it an eight-room luxury suite."
• "Taking it to the streets."
• "- Thanks, George, but I got it from here. - Oh, no, I'm in already. Come on."
• "- Those aren't my keys. - Well, they're not mine."
• "- Goodbye, George. - Yeah, bye."
• "Hello? You are not gonna believe the date I just had."
• "You'll get your hat back. I will get a second date."
• "- ...I'd just come by later and pick it up. - You didn't leave a hat here."
• "I think you're taking the trash out for this chicken place..."
• "That's not going to be good for business."
• "Kramer, if I'm gonna live over there, you gotta take some of this stuff out."
• "Don't get too comfortable. As soon as Seth gets a real job..."
• "It's the wood that makes it good."
• "Stop it. What's the matter with you?"
• "Whether you're aware of it or not, George had this pathetic little plan..."
• "...because you didn't want to see him again, and more sympathetic..."
• "She's bluffing. She's got it stashed away in there somewhere."
• "You stole her clock?"
• "Yep. This is one for our side."
• "It's like I'm in the hold of a ship."
• "Is somebody there?"
• "So I told Ipswich I'd have the hat by this afternoon."
• "You don't know what it's like. Things are creaking and cracking..."
• "He called last night about 3 a.m. and we got to talking."
• "If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Rogers chicken, I'm back with the red menace."
• "...to the board of directors. Nothing short of the approval..."
• "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Can I fire you?"
• "Well, there is the possibility that you've gone right out of your mind."
• "Ever since he moved into that apartment he's too much..."
• "Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli..."
• "- He's hooked on the chicken, isn't he? - Yes! Yes, now, please..."
• "He was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two people."
• "Otherwise, I'd have no choice but to put that banner back up..."
• "Now, you leave those roasters alone! Kenny never hurt anybody!"
• "Here. Kneel here."
• "You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
• "...I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here."
• "The first time we went out, I found you very irritating."
• "So you really don't have my hat?"
• "- What's in the bag? - Oh, that's-- That's a sandwich."
• "That is the last time they screw up one of my orders."
• "Hey, Seth. Man, it is coming down hard out there."
• "That's not gonna be good for business."
• "Is someone there?"
• "I put it on the last catalogue cover."