Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I'm like a commercial jingle.
First, it's a little irritating. You hear it a few times. You hum it in the shower.
By the third date, it's "By Mennen."
How you make sure you get to the third date?
If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind.
Keys, gloves, scarf. I go back to her place to pick it up...
- ...date number two. - That is so old.
Why don't you just show up at her house in a wooden horse?