Season 8, Episode 8: "The Chicken Roaster"

Hey. Why didn't you get the big one?

This hat just bottles in the heat. I don't even need a coat.

It's unbelievable.

- I don't believe it. - And I got a date with the saleswoman.

She got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.

Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on.

I'm going out with her tomorrow. She had errands to run.

What's the difference? You know the way I work.

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