Season 8, Episode 8: "The Chicken Roaster"

- Can I help you? - Hi, yeah, I'm Elaine Benes.

We met at Barney's. I'm a friend of George Costanza's.

Whether you're aware of it or not, George had this pathetic little plan...

...to leave something behind so he could try and weasel a second date.

- Really? - I know.

He-- He has a real confidence problem.

- Well, not really-- - George.

I know you told him that you didn't have the hat...

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