The Susie

Season 8, Episode 15 — 68 scenes

• "Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?"
• "- You're demeaning me. - You're a gigolo."
• "- Look how dark it's getting already. - It's not daylight-savings time yet."
• "I'm not a phony. I don't want anything to do with this guy."
• "I'm feeling a bit queasy myself. Maybe I'll see you in another five years."
• "Are you kidding? It's all water near a bridge."
• "- Mr. Peterman is gonna love them. - Thanks, Susie."
• "What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?"
• "- Well, you two will have a great time. - It can't be worse than this."
• "Elaine, when a woman makes a ball entrance, she twirls."
• "- George, we need to talk. - What?"
• "I told her I was out of soda. I went out to get some, and I never went back."
• "- And she wants to break up with you. - Can you believe it?"
• "And if we're still going out, she has to go to the ball."
• "Yeah, if the Knicks beat the Pacers by more than 35, it pays 10-1."
• "So you put down my money?"
• "You know, it's amazing Peterman hasn't fired that dolt."
• "No, I can't. She knows I go there. It's not secure."
• "Hey, I got another call coming in. I gotta let the machine get it. Bye."
• "I know you're avoiding me. I'm at the office."
• "Please call me. I've gotta talk to you."
• "I probably should have tried you at the office."
• "The nerve. Talking about you behind your back, and right to your face."
• "No, I was kicked out for fighting with one of the players."
• "Well, first of all, for some reason, they started the game an hour late."
• "Well, you know, I felt pretty bad about everything."
• "I didn't know Cheryl Miller's little brother played basketball."
• "...got into a little bit of a tiff yesterday with somebody named Susie."
• "First thing tomorrow morning, I wanna see you, Peggy and Susie..."
• "Well, he visits the guy across the hall from me like every 10 minutes."
• "- Because I don't have the money. - Mike, you say you're a bookie..."
• "- There's something wrong this trunk. - Oh, let me see."
• "So Allison and I think that the best thing to do is just make a clean break."
• "You know, I'm getting to a point in my life where I need something more..."
• "I can't believe this is happening."
• "I guess we should just get this over with."
• "Me and her have had our problems. She and I have had our problems."
• "Yes. And I am convinced that if she were here with us today..."
• "- Where is she? - This is part of the problem."
• "Well, now that we have that cleared up..."
• "Oh, I'm coming."
• "What was your name again?"
• "- Because he's scared, Jerry. - Why is he scared?"
• "Okay, how about Mike fixes your trunk, we call it even, nobody has to get hurt."
• "Oh, by the way, I broke your trunk."
• "- It's funny running into you here. - Yeah. Yeah."
• "- You too. - Oh, yeah."
• "It's getting kind of late. I really have to be going."
• "I don't know, I just see you guys together."
• "Well, I'm very fortunate to be surrounded by such stupidity."
• "Jerry, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up."
• "The bumper sticker."
• "Kramer, open up. I know you're in there."
• "Come on. It's 5:00 in the morning. What's the matter with you?"
• "- I'm gonna make you both so happy. - Okay. All right. I'll see you later."
• "I want her to head up our new fingerless-glove division."
• "All right, then, I was gonna wait to tell you this..."
• "Where did Susie find the time to meet all these people?"
• "- But I've been calling you Susie. - Hadn't noticed. Excuse me."
• "I actually had a little thing with her for a while."
• "What can you say about a girl like Susie?"
• "- Where's Allison? - No, Allison, she didn't wanna come."
• "All right, look. Wait. Wait. Kramer. Wait a minute. You are not going in."
• "- Elaine, may I say a few words? - Oh, God, yes, Mr. Peterman."
• "Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them."
• "But I never heard her cries for help..."
• "I've decided to form a charitable foundation in Susie's honor..."
• "And that's why this foundation will meet around your schedule."