Season 8, Episode 15: "The Susie"

You won't believe this, but as I'm leaving, she calls me Susie.

I don't see you as a Susie. Sharon, maybe.

What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?

- Who are you describing? - Someone I know.

- Named Sharon? - I'd rather not say.

- What's in the bag? - New tuxedo for the Pinstripe Ball.

Steinbrenner is throwing a huge party at Tavern on the Green.

Kind of a Yankee prom?

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