Season 8, Episode 15: "The Susie"

Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?

- Here or in Japan? - What's the difference?

Well, the Japanese are more enlightened.

They can see beyond the physical.

Forget Japan. How much would you pay?

Oh, I don't know. A dollar.

I think I'm worth at least 300.

I don't think so.

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