The Foundation

Season 8, Episode 1 — 61 scenes

• "Well, it's a magnificent stone."
• "- What? - I'm sure there are things..."
• "And then right after the All-Star break we..."
• "I told them, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life."
• "...and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case."
• "I have mourned for three long months, summer months too."
• "No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class."
• "Karate is not here:"
• "I think you're wrong. We just went to the fireworks the other day."
• "I'm out of here. When I get back I don't wanna see you here:"
• "Six weeks of traveling through Mexico all on Peterman's peso."
• "...and all of a sudden we both just blurted out:"
• "It was unprecedented. I mean, it was the first..."
• "There below me, the shimmering waters of Lake Victoria."
• "Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."
• "Well, see, it's businessmen taking siestas."
• "I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it's an apple."
• "You know, we should get together some time."
• "I got the stink of responsibility on me."
• "- I was engaged for a year. - You stink worse than I do."
• "Mr. Peterman, you can't leave."
• "You there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons."
• "- I can't give people orders. - No one's gonna listen to you."
• "- What's wrong? - Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma."
• "First time I sparred with an opponent I was terrified."
• "So I listened to my katra, and now... I'm dominating the dojo."
• "Pair of pants, stupid story, a huge markup. I can do that."
• "We're all at the same skill level, Jerry."
• "Hey, can we stop for ice cream on the way home, Mom?"
• "Now, I want four new ideas from each of you by 6:00."
• "- Yes, Sensei. - Yes, Sensei."
• "We know the last three months have been hard on you."
• "It's a terrible tragedy when parents outlive their children."
• "Well, it wouldn't have without your friend Jerry's inspirational words."
• "But what's important is that your relationship with Susan..."
• "No, no, no, it's, "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.""
• "Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is..."
• "...with some sort of bachelor paradise."
• "And they planned to give a sizable portion of their estate..."
• "Yes, this would have been your wedding gift."
• "Oh, come on. Everybody knows there's no such thing..."
• "...I thought maybe you'd matured, but obviously there's no growth here."
• "Let me ask you something. When I told you my breakup was mutual..."
• "It's weak. No one's gonna buy it, and you shouldn't be selling it."
• "You know, it occurs to me that Kramer is at karate right now."
• "This is where you got all that stupid "katra" stuff?"
• "Yeah, yeah, I know. Jerry will tell you that the Wrath of Khan..."
• "What if I told you my fiancée left me for another man?"
• "- Same. - Are we about through here?"
• "I thought you said your mom was meeting us in the alley."
• "By the way, I'm not getting married. Tell Mom. Bye."
• "- How's your confidence level? - Shot."
• "You put out the catalogue. How bad could it be?"
• "You should have seen the rage in their little eyes."
• "It's the new cover of the J. Peterman catalogue."
• "Okay, let's see. The beach house, 48 acres, Southampton."
• "- Would I have had access to that? - Of course. Would have been yours."
• "I'm doing some research at the coffee shop."
• "There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese."
• "...I'd shut the door to my office and sneak a little shuteye."
• "I never thought a hat would destroy my life."