Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →It was nothing unusual.
Every afternoon for the last 24 years...
...I'd shut the door to my office and sneak a little shuteye.
No one was the wiser.
But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero.
The next thing I know, my ass is out on the street.
I tried one too.
I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.