The Little Jerry

Season 8, Episode 11 — 66 scenes

• "I mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes."
• "- That's the way it works. - When did you tell George to be here?"
• "Early. All right."
• "He taped it up on his cash register with all of the other bad checks."
• "Well, first, I'm brushing my teeth and this piece of apple skin..."
• "Anyway, they made this large donation to a woman's prison..."
• "I noticed you chose the clowns-with-balloon check design."
• "I gotta call the office, honey. Will you order for me?"
• "Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts."
• "These are historic remains of a once-great society of hair."
• "Look, let me just give you the 40, plus another 20 for your trouble."
• "- Are you gonna take the check down? - Sorry, no. Store policy."
• "There's no fights here, Mr. Costanza. This is a minimum-security facility."
• "- This is Celia Morgan, our librarian. - Nice to meet you."
• "Well, let's just say it wouldn't exist without me."
• "...because you didn't want to go over the bridge."
• "...no, "In the neighborhood." No, "I saw your light was on.""
• "Is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? Mine's full."
• "Hold it. Hold it. Here. I got it. Catch."
• "Hey, driver's license."
• "Are you saying that I could be dating this hair?"
• "Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production."
• "- This was fun. - Yeah, I had a great time."
• "You're the best."
• "- Are you having money problems? - I'm not having money problems."
• "I swear to God, if you send me $50, you are gonna be so sorry."
• "Yeah, the only thing that bothers me is I'm just coming up with this now."
• "That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it."
• "- It's brown. - It's chestnut with auburn highlights."
• "I'm sorry, George, but it's true."
• "- What's his name? - Well, this is Little Jerry Seinfeld."
• "Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here."
• "...to be coming in so good over here or here."
• "Hey, I brought you some cigarettes."
• "Yeah, well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight."
• "Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store."
• "Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets."
• "He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring."
• "- Celia is up for parole. - Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight."
• "Listen. I want you to come by later. All right?"
• "I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results."
• "What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out?"
• "Oh, yeah, a meatball fell out of my sandwich."
• "When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine, the check will be yours."
• "Yeah, you see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had."
• "...because he's doing more with your name than you ever will!"
• "She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends."
• "Yeah, they're hatching something. You can count on that."
• "Jerry, tomorrow night is fight night. Where's my rooster?"
• "First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive."
• "Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to."
• "...then you won't be Kurt anymore."
• "Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life..."
• "Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out."
• "- Boy, he's looking good, huh, Jerry? - Yeah."
• "- What are you doing with that? - I'm just going to heat this up."
• "Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds."
• "This is a little too much for me. Escape convicts, fugitive sex...."
• "- Well, how much time? - I don't know. A year?"
• "Could I see the ring again?"
• "Well, it will be a couple of years before he's completely bald."
• "Oh, this came for you Express Mail. It's from your parents."
• "...for aiding and abetting a known fugitive."
• "We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go."
• "Stop the fight!"
• "And I have too little time left to take that crap, so I slugged him."