Season 8, Episode 11: "The Little Jerry"

Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.

Yeah, so he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins...

...the check comes down.

Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.

Only in the United States.

- It's inhumane. - No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is.

It's two roosters pecking at each other.

- What? - Yeah.

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