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Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
- Who? - Little Jerry Seinfeld.
- I named my chicken after you. - Thanks.
That's very sweet. But that's not a chicken.
Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Well, you picked out a rooster.
Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.