Season 8, Episode 11: "The Little Jerry"

So, what happened with with the auto show?

- I waited for you. You never came. - Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.

- How long did you wait? - Five minutes.

- Five minutes? That's it? - No difference. You never showed up.

Well, I could have.

I mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.

We barely knew the guy.

The longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for them?