The Money
Season 8, Episode 12 — 62 scenes
- "- Well, that was all right, huh? - Yeah."
- "Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something."
- "Oh, come on. You love that car. What about the Northstar system?"
- "We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now."
- "- We're in the middle of a discussion. - Yeah? What about?"
- "Is that what this is all about? I bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac?"
- "Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over."
- "So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work?"
- "Oh, man. Okay, listen, guys, I'm gonna be late. I'll see you, okay?"
- "I'm sure she was just being nice buying you the coffee."
- "- I'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. - Your parents will never let you do it."
- "You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000? Is that what you're saying?"
- "- I have an aunt that died at 7. - Really?"
- "You know, after I have sex with Emily, I don't want her in the bed anymore."
- "So.... Well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?"
- "Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady."
- "So listen, I've gotta go down to Atlantic City. I'm performing at Bally's."
- "They're yelling and yelling and then one day, they're all gone."
- "Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"
- "So let me get this straight. You enjoy the lovemaking--"
- "- How much do you want for it? - The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000."
- "Done. But I get to drive it tomorrow..."
- "Yeah, Bally's? Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld's room, please."
- "- Well, S-E-I-N-V-- - F. F-E-L-D."
- "- He's not there? - No, they never heard of him."
- "This is so nice of you to take us all out to dinner, George."
- "I'm president of a big company. I can afford to buy you coffee."
- "- What are you doing here? - We're having an upscale dinner."
- "- That was all right. - Yeah."
- "I had a little mishap with the car."
- "They heard such good things about my show at Bally's..."
- "- I'll have to go back to work. - Where would you work?"
- "Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here."
- "Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for 38 years."
- "...this dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham."
- "I was thinking maybe I should spend the night."
- "There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night."
- "And the next thing you know, I was submerged."
- "I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me."
- "Well, we got to get the car cleaned up for my parents."
- "Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?"
- "It's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be."
- "Well, it's either that or we stay here near you..."
- "So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position..."
- "Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories..."
- "No, no-- Well, I mean, he's more like an intern, you know, at best."
- "All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen--"
- "Know what I do when one of these guys is breathing down my neck?"
- "Thirty years ago we came to an agreement."
- "And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room."
- "I almost break my neck in that deathtrap of yours..."
- "As much as I'd like to see the two of you living it up..."
- "Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?"
- "...that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger."
- "I'll be back in the morning when he's close to finished with this story."
- "I never knew what I was peddling with those stupid cartoons..."
- "I don't know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzers."
- "That was all right."
- ""One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman..."
- "- You seem happy. - Hey, the folks are 1200 miles away."
- "He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us?"
- "That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat?"
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