The Money

Season 8, Episode 12 — 62 scenes

• "- Well, that was all right, huh? - Yeah."
• "Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something."
• "Oh, come on. You love that car. What about the Northstar system?"
• "We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now."
• "- We're in the middle of a discussion. - Yeah? What about?"
• "Is that what this is all about? I bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac?"
• "Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over."
• "So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work?"
• "Oh, man. Okay, listen, guys, I'm gonna be late. I'll see you, okay?"
• "I'm sure she was just being nice buying you the coffee."
• "- I'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. - Your parents will never let you do it."
• "You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000? Is that what you're saying?"
• "- I have an aunt that died at 7. - Really?"
• "You know, after I have sex with Emily, I don't want her in the bed anymore."
• "So.... Well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?"
• "Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady."
• "So listen, I've gotta go down to Atlantic City. I'm performing at Bally's."
• "They're yelling and yelling and then one day, they're all gone."
• "Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"
• "So let me get this straight. You enjoy the lovemaking--"
• "- How much do you want for it? - The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000."
• "Done. But I get to drive it tomorrow..."
• "Yeah, Bally's? Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld's room, please."
• "- Well, S-E-I-N-V-- - F. F-E-L-D."
• "- He's not there? - No, they never heard of him."
• "This is so nice of you to take us all out to dinner, George."
• "I'm president of a big company. I can afford to buy you coffee."
• "- What are you doing here? - We're having an upscale dinner."
• "- That was all right. - Yeah."
• "I had a little mishap with the car."
• "They heard such good things about my show at Bally's..."
• "- I'll have to go back to work. - Where would you work?"
• "Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here."
• "Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for 38 years."
• "...this dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham."
• "I was thinking maybe I should spend the night."
• "There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night."
• "And the next thing you know, I was submerged."
• "I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me."
• "Well, we got to get the car cleaned up for my parents."
• "Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?"
• "It's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be."
• "Well, it's either that or we stay here near you..."
• "So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position..."
• "Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories..."
• "No, no-- Well, I mean, he's more like an intern, you know, at best."
• "All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen--"
• "Know what I do when one of these guys is breathing down my neck?"
• "Thirty years ago we came to an agreement."
• "And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room."
• "I almost break my neck in that deathtrap of yours..."
• "As much as I'd like to see the two of you living it up..."
• "Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?"
• "...that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger."
• "I'll be back in the morning when he's close to finished with this story."
• "I never knew what I was peddling with those stupid cartoons..."
• "I don't know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzers."
• "That was all right."
• ""One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman..."
• "- You seem happy. - Hey, the folks are 1200 miles away."
• "He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us?"
• "That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat?"