Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

So you're buying the car back for your parents?

- I'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. - Your parents will never let you do it.

They lie to me about selling the car, I'll lie to them about buying it back.

They think they can dump 6 grand on me? Think again.

What kind of money you think your parents have?

- Excuse me? - Bet they have more money than mine.

- Come on. Your parents have money. - You think?

- When do they ever spend money? - Never.

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