Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

- What are their expenses? - Nothing.

- Where do they go on vacation? - Nowhere.

- How much do you think they have? - Few hundred grand?

You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000? Is that what you're saying?

- You may not see it for 20 years. - Twenty years? That long?

Your father eat bacon and eggs every day?

Unfortunately, yes.

How's your family history?

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