Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

How many times can you check the car?

I saw a bum sleeping in the Cadillac the other day.

Why would someone break into a car to take a nap?

They don't nap. They make it their home.

They urinate in there.

You're driving me crazy.

That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat?

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