Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.

What's not to understand?

Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.

I'm very comfortable working out of the house.

I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby.

You know, I think that my résumé speaks for itself.

- Where is your résumé? - I don't have it. I'll mail you one.

All right, Mr. Seinfeld...