Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.
What's not to understand?
Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.
I'm very comfortable working out of the house.
I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby.
You know, I think that my résumé speaks for itself.
- Where is your résumé? - I don't have it. I'll mail you one.
All right, Mr. Seinfeld...