Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

"One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman...

...whose founder's surprise return generated a rise...

...of 12 and a half points."

That means if you still had those stock options....

That's a shame.

What are you, sticking it to me?

- What? - I think you're sticking it to me.

I'm sure George is just being sympathetic.

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