Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

Jerry, we can only stay four days.

Well, I'm upset, but we'll make the most of it.

Helen, did you pack my travel gym?

Yes. Oh, your father bought an exercise device off television.

He does it every morning at 4.

Only 25 minutes a day, and you can attach it to any doorknob.

So I guess your travel miles are about to expire?

Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something.

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