Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night.
He was jiggling the doorknob for 25 minutes.
- Come on. It was probably the wind. - No, no.
No, it was a fearless cat burglar.
Now, listen, you gotta let me sleep here.
I'll stay over here on my side, and I'll stuff a sock in my mouth.
Because I don't wanna sleep alone.