Season 8, Episode 12: "The Money"

There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night.

He was jiggling the doorknob for 25 minutes.

- Come on. It was probably the wind. - No, no.

No, it was a fearless cat burglar.

Now, listen, you gotta let me sleep here.

I'll stay over here on my side, and I'll stuff a sock in my mouth.

Because I don't wanna sleep alone.

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