The Fatigues

Season 8, Episode 6 — 64 scenes

• "I started out working in mortgage bonds, but I just found that so limiting."
• "- So Cynthia's your mentor? - And I'm her protégé."
• "I still don't understand this. Abby has a mentor?"
• "I suppose if it was on the protégé's way to the mentor, they might."
• "...to give a lecture in their area of business expertise."
• "I need that nice voice. This book has my voice. I hate my voice."
• "This postmark is three weeks old. Man, this happens all the time."
• "Give me a break."
• "Hey, Copernicus."
• "- Eddie Sherman is here. - Oh, great. Send him in."
• "I am so sorry, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to..."
• "Well, it can't be any worse than the pointless drivel we normally churn out."
• "- What are you talking about? - Lomez, he usually runs it..."
• "Jerry, you know, I'm really counting on you to come to this."
• "Actually, Jerry, you might know him. He's a comic too."
• "You gonna join us for dinner? The duck here is the best."
• "Tell me about it. These things have ruined me for Braille."
• "I had to spend two hours at dinner last night with that specimen."
• "- All right. I got a test to fail. - Hey, good luck with that."
• "Kramer, how are you gonna cook Jewish delicacies for 183 people?"
• "That's good work, guys. That ought to do it for today."
• "Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted chambray nightshirts.""
• "Well, if he's doing that bad, maybe he's in line for another promotion."
• "If you'll just sign this insurance form. Here's a pen."
• "You're a very handsome man, by the way."
• "What the hell is going on here?"
• "I got brisket going at Newman's, I got kugel working at Mrs. Zanfino's..."
• "- Oh, this is awful. - Oh, Jerry, it's kreplach."
• "I can't peel, I can't chop, I can't grate, I can't mince."
• "I think there's a dead animal in the elevator."
• "Have you seen his act? He's got a 12-minute bit about Ovaltine."
• "...I am happy to tell you that Eddie Sherman..."
• "As far as I'm concerned, you and your deranged protégé..."
• "- This guy sounds just like me. - To understand risk, we must first..."
• "In my mind, there's a war still going on."
• "As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin."
• "I thought if I used just the right spices..."
• "I went too far. I overseasoned it."
• "I can still hear the retching and screaming."
• "All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well, he went home, all right."
• "Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you."
• "Anyway, Cynthia and I got into this big argument afterwards..."
• "- Looks that way. - At least you and I are okay again."
• "I got a big problem here, Jerry. The tapes are worthless."
• "I just need someone who can give me some kind of direction."
• "I think I got something here for the Bengalese galoshes."
• "You know, just a hair, to something like what?"
• "Well, that's too bad, because I'm the only one who cooks around here."
• "You're sure, with your schedule, you'd have time to take on a protégé?"
• "...and let's just see if you can explain it to me."
• "You got that Bosco bit, then you got your Nestlé's Quik bit."
• "- You still need a cook? - Oh, yeah. Come on in, Frank."
• "Let's just replace "hail of shrapnel" and "scar tissue"..."
• "You just have no respect for the protégé-mentor relationship."
• "Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protégé is a hack."
• "What's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery, huh?"
• "Well, it's tough meeting somebody you like..."
• "- Have you tried the hamantaschen? - I can't get off the kishkes."
• "- These latkes are going like hotcakes. - Where's the powdered sugar?"
• "What--? You can't quit. You're all I've got."
• "- No good. No good. No way. - Frank, stop it."
• "Our next speaker is George Costanza on the subject of risk management."
• "Have you ever had this stuff?"
• "You know what I'm talking about.""