Season 8, Episode 6: "The Fatigues"

I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.

They were just boys.

Frank, you were a boy too.

And it was war. That was a crazy time for everyone.

Tell that to Bobby Colby.

All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well, he went home, all right.

With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet.

They had to sit him on a cork for the 18-hour flight home.

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