Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.
They were just boys.
Frank, you were a boy too.
And it was war. That was a crazy time for everyone.
Tell that to Bobby Colby.
All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well, he went home, all right.
With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet.
They had to sit him on a cork for the 18-hour flight home.