Season 8, Episode 6: "The Fatigues"

Here's your omelet.

- It's dry. - That's the way I always make it.

Well, it sucks.

What did you say?

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily...

...and your eggplant parmigiana is a disgrace to this house!

Well, that's too bad, because I'm the only one who cooks around here.

Not anymore. Give me that spatula.

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