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I take an eye test, I flunk it. The next thing you know...
...I am swinging to the sweet sounds of risk management.
- So I finally met the mentor. - What's she like? Impressive?
Oh, yeah. She's dating Bania.
- Bania? - Yeah.
I had to spend two hours at dinner last night with that specimen.
- What'd you have? - Chicken.