Season 8, Episode 6: "The Fatigues"

Did you follow the recipe?

The recipe was for four to six people.

I had to multiply it for 183 people.

I guess I got confused.

It tastes like dirt.

Well, I also dropped it on the way over.

Jerry, I'm in trouble. I got no skills.

I can't peel, I can't chop, I can't grate, I can't mince.

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