The Comeback

Season 8, Episode 13 — 66 scenes

• "No one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there."
• ""The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.""
• ""Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.""
• "You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you?"
• "I've seen all of these, so I went with the Kramer pick."
• "Yeah, it went straight to video."
• "...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.""
• "...what you have here constitutes a legally binding document."
• "Yeah, I wasn't gonna get it, but this guy, Milos, who runs the pro shop..."
• "Bravo, Vincent. Bravo."
• "- What? - Did you enjoy the movie?"
• "Of Vincent's picks?"
• "I'm trying to meet him. He's never at the video store."
• "Hey, how come we played at this crummy place instead of your club?"
• "Okay. We should wrap it up here."
• "He's gonna set me up, but you gotta come with me to be the executor."
• "...a whole new audience, and I bet I can get him to try that line again."
• ""Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.""
• "Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him."
• "Everybody has their own opinions, and it all gets homogenized..."
• "Trust me, Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you."
• "When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats."
• "Situation number four: You're breathing on your own..."
• "You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder..."
• "Okay. One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube."
• "Yeah, yeah, stick, because I could still go to the coffee shop."
• "...but, Jerry, I could lose my business if anybody find out."
• "How would you like extra year membership on the club?"
• "Is there anything else I could do for you? Anything at all?"
• "Yeah, you make it up to me."
• "Well, what you need is some summertime adolescent high jinks."
• "Oh, here. Weekend at Bernie's II. Now, that's an hilarious premise."
• "Just because he's wearing sunglasses, he looks alive?"
• "How could you? I thought we had something special."
• "We only wake you up for the important meetings."
• "I think so. I'm Patty. Milos gave me your address."
• "Mrs. Albright, can you hear me? Are you okay?"
• "I can't go through with this, not even for him."
• "And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out..."
• "Reilly is no longer with the club. Can you believe that?"
• "I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side of Darkness."
• "I gotta find Elaine. You know, she's gonna pull my plug."
• "Hey, hey, listen, Elaine, I changed my mind about the whole coma thing."
• "Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?"
• "Thank you, but unfortunately, I have much larger problems to fry."
• "I'll do it as long as there's no other girls around."
• "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it."
• "And I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience."
• "How I long to be rid of the pain."
• "Vincent, listen, I won't judge you the way everyone else does."
• "Mr. Shellbach had a tennis lesson. He's gone for the day."
• "Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up."
• "He can't handle this. He cries like a woman."
• "No, no, Vincent, I.... Oh, don't shut me out."
• "- I'm here to see Vincent. - Well, I'm his mother."
• "What kind of a sick woman brings this to a 15-year-old?"
• "Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself?"
• "The baby got lucky on that one."
• "Shellbach. Hey."
• "So, George, you're proposing a Snow Tire Day at Yankee Stadium?"
• "Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."
• "Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife."
• "His wife's in a coma."
• "- I got him a Gene pick. - What happened to Vincent?"
• "Yeah? Well, the life-support machine called and.... Stupid."
• "You're meat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself!"