Season 8, Episode 13: "The Comeback"

- Can you do that for me? - I don't know if...

...what you have here constitutes a legally binding document.

Well, I'm gonna type it up.

Yes, of course, but even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer.

Yeah, well, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me.

I'm not allowed within 200 feet of his office.

I couldn't even give him his Christmas present.

Oh, hey, new racket, huh?

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