Season 8, Episode 13: "The Comeback"

Jerry? Have you ever seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness?

- No. - It's about this woman in a coma.

Well, I couldn't finish watching it, so I want you to read this.

"I, Cosmo Kramer...

...having just seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness...

...and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie...

...hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support...

...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."

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