The Soul Mate

Season 8, Episode 2 — 67 scenes

• "Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?"
• "You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv."
• "Yeah, maybe someday."
• "Well, we think it would be a nice touch for the foundation literature."
• "Jerry, a throat clear is a non-verbal implication of doubt."
• "- Perpetuation of the species. - Yeah, right."
• "But because it comes out of your baby, it smells good."
• "Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day."
• "After five minutes, he'd come back, listen to what everyone said."
• "Well, I'm supposed to meet Jerry. It's my day off."
• "If we rush, we can still make the movie."
• "I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching."
• "Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head."
• "...we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary workaday lives..."
• "Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much?"
• "...but they act as if having a baby takes some kind of talent."
• "Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying."
• "Are you okay, George?"
• "Ever since Susan passed on, I have good days and bad."
• "Why wasn't it me licking those invitations?"
• "Now, the stock options for this year look quite--"
• "Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new friend Kevin."
• "You know, Jerry has one of those every time he bombs on stage."
• "The whole side is damaged here, and the lock is broken."
• "I have to rewind it first."
• "Oh, my, yes, they look like they were eaten away by weevils."
• "- It stopped dead. - What do you make of it?"
• "- I'd like to talk to Jerry in private. - Why can't I stay?"
• "- What about her name? - Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name."
• "...with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those."
• "- The voice, the calves, the bacon. - What?"
• "I won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine."
• "Have you considered just asking them what happened to the briefcase?"
• "First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan."
• "A barren, sterile existence that ends when you die?"
• "I once told a woman I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs."
• "Your looks and my words will have built the perfect beast."
• "- Oh, hi, Kramer. - Hi, how are you?"
• "It requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious cards--"
• "It's human to be moved by a fragrance."
• "Oh, Kevin, you can go on and on about how you don't want kids..."
• "...I'm really, really happy about this relationship. Really happy."
• "A velvet scrunchie."
• "Pam? What do you care?"
• "Steady. Wouldn't wanna lose your cool at a time like this."
• "You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman..."
• "What do I to get you to stop pulling strings for Kramer?"
• "You dated her. Give me some inside information."
• "I get all jazzed up about something, and I go way too far with it."
• "Like last summer, I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet skis."
• "- Yeah. - Yeah."
• "This is a crude mock-up of the conference room."
• "...it was jarring enough to completely stop the tape."
• "- ...the likes of which-- - Hold it. You're right. I'm not ready."
• "Come on up. All right, it's Pam. You gotta get going."
• "Well, the thing is I-- I think I have a little crush on him."
• "Jerry, you really think Pam would want you to be the father of her children?"
• "...who would've been very happy to never see this briefcase again."
• "- George-- - You'll have your turn."
• "...and someone crying out, "Dear God!""
• "...which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder."
• "We've gotten to the bottom of that."
• "- What? - What did you do to your hair?"
• "Kevin's having his vasectomy reversed."
• "He imbibed her glistening spell"
• "Is that a Keats poem?"
• "- Of course he killed her. - So it's not just me then."