The Soul Mate
Season 8, Episode 2 — 67 scenes
- "Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?"
- "You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv."
- "Yeah, maybe someday."
- "Well, we think it would be a nice touch for the foundation literature."
- "Jerry, a throat clear is a non-verbal implication of doubt."
- "- Perpetuation of the species. - Yeah, right."
- "But because it comes out of your baby, it smells good."
- "Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day."
- "After five minutes, he'd come back, listen to what everyone said."
- "Well, I'm supposed to meet Jerry. It's my day off."
- "If we rush, we can still make the movie."
- "I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching."
- "Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head."
- "...we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary workaday lives..."
- "Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much?"
- "...but they act as if having a baby takes some kind of talent."
- "Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying."
- "Are you okay, George?"
- "Ever since Susan passed on, I have good days and bad."
- "Why wasn't it me licking those invitations?"
- "Now, the stock options for this year look quite--"
- "Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new friend Kevin."
- "You know, Jerry has one of those every time he bombs on stage."
- "The whole side is damaged here, and the lock is broken."
- "I have to rewind it first."
- "Oh, my, yes, they look like they were eaten away by weevils."
- "- It stopped dead. - What do you make of it?"
- "- I'd like to talk to Jerry in private. - Why can't I stay?"
- "- What about her name? - Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name."
- "...with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those."
- "- The voice, the calves, the bacon. - What?"
- "I won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine."
- "Have you considered just asking them what happened to the briefcase?"
- "First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan."
- "A barren, sterile existence that ends when you die?"
- "I once told a woman I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs."
- "Your looks and my words will have built the perfect beast."
- "- Oh, hi, Kramer. - Hi, how are you?"
- "It requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious cards--"
- "It's human to be moved by a fragrance."
- "Oh, Kevin, you can go on and on about how you don't want kids..."
- "...I'm really, really happy about this relationship. Really happy."
- "A velvet scrunchie."
- "Pam? What do you care?"
- "Steady. Wouldn't wanna lose your cool at a time like this."
- "You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman..."
- "What do I to get you to stop pulling strings for Kramer?"
- "You dated her. Give me some inside information."
- "I get all jazzed up about something, and I go way too far with it."
- "Like last summer, I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet skis."
- "- Yeah. - Yeah."
- "This is a crude mock-up of the conference room."
- "...it was jarring enough to completely stop the tape."
- "- ...the likes of which-- - Hold it. You're right. I'm not ready."
- "Come on up. All right, it's Pam. You gotta get going."
- "Well, the thing is I-- I think I have a little crush on him."
- "Jerry, you really think Pam would want you to be the father of her children?"
- "...who would've been very happy to never see this briefcase again."
- "- George-- - You'll have your turn."
- "...and someone crying out, "Dear God!""
- "...which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder."
- "We've gotten to the bottom of that."
- "- What? - What did you do to your hair?"
- "Kevin's having his vasectomy reversed."
- "He imbibed her glistening spell"
- "Is that a Keats poem?"
- "- Of course he killed her. - So it's not just me then."
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