Season 8, Episode 2: "The Soul Mate"

You believe this guy doesn't wanna have kids?

- Yeah, of course. - A guy will say anything to a woman.

Oh, please, he wouldn't say that.

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase:

"Pardon my French."

I once told a woman I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs.

Once told a woman I enjoy spending time with my family.