Season 8, Episode 2: "The Soul Mate"

I can't even speak in front of her.

What could she possibly see in Jerry?

She has delicate beauty.

Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head.

And yet, he's my friend.

And therein lies the tragedy.

For I believe, sadly for you...

...that there is but one woman meant for each of us.

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