Season 8, Episode 2: "The Soul Mate"

I can't believe I'm losing Pam.

I know how you feel...

...for I too have a woman for whom I pine.

- I thought we were talking about me. - Right.

Anyway, I don't need your help.

Oh, don't you, joke boy?

You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman...

...like the half-soused, nightclub rabble...