Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Like last summer, I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet skis.
Four thousand dollars later, and it's sitting in my garage.
You know, that's weird actually, because I'm sort of the same way.
I mean, once for, like, no reason, I flattened my hair...
...and I had all these strands hanging in my face all the time.
Sometimes I think I do want kids, maybe a lot of kids.
Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short.
Yeah, I think I like short hair, really short.