Season 8, Episode 2: "The Soul Mate"

- Do I smell Pantene? - Do I smell--?

- Pantene! - Pantene?

Oh, my shampoo.

Yeah, yeah, you know, it is Pantene.

I got a free sample of it in with my junk mail.

There really is no junk mail.

Everybody wants a check or birthday card--

It requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious cards--

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