The English Patient

Season 8, Episode 17 — 70 scenes

• "Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo?"
• "And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children."
• "- What do you want? - I've had everything on the menu."
• "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here."
• "Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck."
• "- I'm gonna be busy. - Oh, come on, man, help a brother out."
• "This is what her boyfriend looks like. How is that possible?"
• "Maybe it's some-- Some small thing I could change."
• "How about The English Patient? It's up for all those Oscars."
• "So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?"
• "I'm the guy that looks like Neil."
• "Well, you know, you don't look that much like him."
• "You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?"
• "Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new physical fitness room."
• "- See what I'm wearing? - Oh, did you get that out of my bag?"
• "Izzy Mandelbaum. He's 80 years old but strong as an ox."
• "Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty. He should be a comedian."
• "Wrong attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my house."
• "I'm gonna take it up a notch."
• "There's already an ambulance here for Mrs. Glickman."
• "We just saw The English Patient again."
• "I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient."
• "Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I will visit Izzy and apologize."
• "- Jerry Seinfeld, please. - You must be Kramer's guys."
• "I said Cubans. What did you think I meant?"
• "- That's why I got these guys. - You're making your own cigars now?"
• "What color is it?"
• "I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place..."
• "I wanna be home in case Neil calls."
• "...they won't talk to me, all because I don't like..."
• "You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work."
• "- The crepe place? - Yeah, this is all big crepe money."
• "...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt."
• "- Call an ambulance. - Think I saw one a couple doors down."
• "...but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you?"
• "I'm gonna go meet Danielle."
• "I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles."
• "So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off."
• "By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night."
• "- It was extraordinary. - Oh, yes, it was so romantic."
• "If there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to try and find my number."
• "Maybe you'd like to try taking on somebody your own age."
• "Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here."
• "- Call an ambulance. - We're already in a hospital."
• "If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself."
• "- Get the hell out of my office. - What?"
• "Yeah, he's pretty upset I broke up with him to go out with you."
• "And I thought I knew what love was."
• "- You asked her to move in with you? - I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil."
• "...the other one wants to bench-press the casket."
• "Well, it didn't quite work out and now I've got nothing for them to do."
• "When there's no work and the people get restless..."
• "Look, let me just state for the record, I think you're both better than me."
• "- My dad. - My grandpa."
• "He was trying to lift the TV."
• "...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games."
• "There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan to roll the crepes."
• "So you just need some guys that could roll them?"
• "I think I can help you out. I'll see you later."
• "You think you're better than us, don't you?"
• "...because I can't take my eyes off the passion."
• "...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert."
• "- Well, that doesn't sound so bad. - I have to live in a cave."
• "These Dominicans really know their way around a crepe, huh?"
• "Well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans."
• "That blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly."
• "I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England."
• "The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman."
• "...because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants..."
• "Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum."