The English Patient
Season 8, Episode 17 — 70 scenes
- "Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo?"
- "And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children."
- "- What do you want? - I've had everything on the menu."
- "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here."
- "Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck."
- "- I'm gonna be busy. - Oh, come on, man, help a brother out."
- "This is what her boyfriend looks like. How is that possible?"
- "Maybe it's some-- Some small thing I could change."
- "How about The English Patient? It's up for all those Oscars."
- "So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?"
- "I'm the guy that looks like Neil."
- "Well, you know, you don't look that much like him."
- "You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?"
- "Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new physical fitness room."
- "- See what I'm wearing? - Oh, did you get that out of my bag?"
- "Izzy Mandelbaum. He's 80 years old but strong as an ox."
- "Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty. He should be a comedian."
- "Wrong attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my house."
- "I'm gonna take it up a notch."
- "There's already an ambulance here for Mrs. Glickman."
- "We just saw The English Patient again."
- "I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient."
- "Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I will visit Izzy and apologize."
- "- Jerry Seinfeld, please. - You must be Kramer's guys."
- "I said Cubans. What did you think I meant?"
- "- That's why I got these guys. - You're making your own cigars now?"
- "What color is it?"
- "I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place..."
- "I wanna be home in case Neil calls."
- "...they won't talk to me, all because I don't like..."
- "You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work."
- "- The crepe place? - Yeah, this is all big crepe money."
- "...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt."
- "- Call an ambulance. - Think I saw one a couple doors down."
- "...but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you?"
- "I'm gonna go meet Danielle."
- "I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles."
- "So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off."
- "By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night."
- "- It was extraordinary. - Oh, yes, it was so romantic."
- "If there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to try and find my number."
- "Maybe you'd like to try taking on somebody your own age."
- "Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here."
- "- Call an ambulance. - We're already in a hospital."
- "If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself."
- "- Get the hell out of my office. - What?"
- "Yeah, he's pretty upset I broke up with him to go out with you."
- "And I thought I knew what love was."
- "- You asked her to move in with you? - I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil."
- "...the other one wants to bench-press the casket."
- "Well, it didn't quite work out and now I've got nothing for them to do."
- "When there's no work and the people get restless..."
- "Look, let me just state for the record, I think you're both better than me."
- "- My dad. - My grandpa."
- "He was trying to lift the TV."
- "...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games."
- "There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan to roll the crepes."
- "So you just need some guys that could roll them?"
- "I think I can help you out. I'll see you later."
- "You think you're better than us, don't you?"
- "...because I can't take my eyes off the passion."
- "...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert."
- "- Well, that doesn't sound so bad. - I have to live in a cave."
- "These Dominicans really know their way around a crepe, huh?"
- "Well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans."
- "That blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly."
- "I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England."
- "The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman."
- "...because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants..."
- "Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum."
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