Season 8, Episode 17: "The English Patient"

I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

- Hello. - Hey, Jerry. Number one here.

Did you go see Izzy at the back specialist?

- I will. I just walked in the door. - You have to go see him.

- Ma. - Helen, will you stop bothering him?

Jerry, that shirt has gone to his head.

Number one, signing off.

Jerry, I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station.

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